Are you gay? Do you believe in god? Are you mysteriously attracted to humanoid
cartoon animals? Well, Wic Whitney answered yes to two of those questions. Hi, my
name’s Jadè, I’m Wic Whitney’s dying house plant. 2025 was a busy year for Wic,
opening for the Nicotine Dolls on two separate cross-country tours, headlining his first
tour in the summer and dropping his first full length project “Foolhardy” in the Fall. All of
which went exceedingly well, or so he told me while putting the finishing touches on his
grandmother’s casserole (see below). His eclectic genre-full combination of hip-hop,
folk, and funk is held together by his soulful vocals and thoughtful lyricism that entices
the listener to take a breath and be present in whatever feeling life is throwing their way.
He’s also a sensational lay. With a heart that doctors call “too large”, Wic puts his whole
foot into the unique charismatic sound he creates, and it shows in both his live
performance and his online presence. Amassing hundreds of thousands of followers
and millions of views and streams there’s just something about this grey eyed dandy
with sleep apnea that people like. In 2026, Wic started strong with a show at Chicago’s
famous Lincoln Hall and will be performing at Chicago Pride Fest before hitting the road
for his headlining tour in July. As a plant, I need three things to live : sunlight, water,
and feel-good music. Wic Whitney gives me exactly two of those things. If I’m not alive
in the coming months may life be merciful to you and may Wic Whitney have gained
another fan.
Mona’s Chicken Dorito Casserole
• 2 1/2 cups diced chicken
• 1 1/2 cups chicken broth
• 1 can cream of mushroom soup
• 1 can cream of chicken soup
• 1 (4oz.) can chopped green chilles
• 1 lb bag Cheddar cheese, grated
• 1 (8 oz) Doritos, crushed
Mix all ingredients except Doritos and cheese. Cover bottom of greased 13x9 inch
baking dish with 1 cup chips. Layer in order: 1/2 chicken mixture, 1/3 cheese. Top with
chips and remaining cheese. Bake at 350° for 45 minutes.
