Cirque du Squirt: one last squirt

Cirque du Squirt is back for its annual slip-n-slide into your heart. Expect games, jaw dropping performances, and…duh SQUIRT.

JOIN US FOR ONE LAST SQUIRT as Madame Vivien V makes her final Squirty farewell to the Cirque du Squirt fam. Let’s make this ejaculating exit one to remember as we squeeze one more out. 

Our Sex Carnies are back to guide you through our treasure trove of carnival games….with a twist. 

• Peg the Dildo in the Butt: Can you get it in the butt? What if that butt is moving while simultaneously taunting (tainting) you?

• Wooly Willies: Design your own custom nether region artwork.

• What’s in My Butthole?: Play this cautionary sensory game and try not to get zapped!

• How Far Can You Squirt?: Test your distance and accuracy.

• The Wheel of Misfortune: Drop off your partners with our Mistress and Mister of the Wheel of Misfortune. They’ll be in excellent day (and after) care.

Make your way to the stage for our legendary THREE ACTS of mind boggling stunts and oddities. Prepare to be dazzled, shocked, and disgusted as Brooklyn’s best performers take the stage. It only happens but once a year and you don't want to miss this!

Feral freaks and quirky queers performing all night, including:

Madame Vivien V

Julie Atlas Muz

Ann Artist Anarchy

Lola Jean

And more….

Savor every last drop of this one!

Doors & Games: 7pm

Show: 8pm

FAQ

Is there any seating?

There is limited seating in front of the main stage area as well as scattered throughout the venue.

Do I have to wear a costume?

Nope! We welcome you whether you’re in circus gear, puppy gear, church attire, a t-shirt and jeans, or that bedazzled onesie eyeing you from the back of your closet. Come as you are, come extra, just come!

Do I need to bring money?

All games and performances are 100% FREE! However, we recommend bringing digital payment or cash for our vendors, merch tables, and squirt shirts. If you feel compelled, our carnies and performers always appreciate tips!

Can I come alone?

Absolutely! Come one, come all: bring a buddy, bring your grandma, or come solo. There’s plenty to dive into on your own.

When do games and performances start?

Games start as soon as doors open (7:00 PM) and close 30 minutes before the end of the night. Stage performances take place throughout the evening starting at 8:00 PM!

Are any performances explicit or graphic?

Some of our acts are not for the faint of heart. You are welcome to step out of the performance space at any time, or reach out to Cirque du Squirt staff if you need assistance. Note: We will give a clear advance warning before any acts involving sharps and/or blood.

Do I have to play the games, or can I just watch?

Participate or spectate—it's entirely up to you! Enjoy the spectacle from afar or jump right into the action.

Is this a play party?

No, this is not a play party.

What is the difference between ticket tiers?

Tier pricing only reflects timing—the earlier you buy, the cheaper the ticket! All tiers grant the same access.

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NO REFUNDS - NO RE-ENTRY

*THIS IS A 21+ EVENT* A VALID PHYSICALLY PRESENT FORM OF NON-EXPIRED ID IS REQUIRED FOR ENTRY (no photos or scans).

Valid forms of ID are: A driver's license or state/territory/or province-issued ID card from the US or Canada. Passport, military ID from the US, a temporary ID from the US Department of Motor Vehicles along with the expired ID it is replacing, a Global Entry card issued by the US, a U.S. Permanent Resident Card.

**IDNYC ID is currently NOT accepted for 21+ verification

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*The administrative fee, extension/late ending charges, room/area rental fees, and all other charges and fees charged to your event are not gratuities and will not be distributed as gratuities to the service staff providing service to guests (or any other staff), but will be retained by 3 DOLLAR BILL in connection with and to offset the overhead, operating, and administrative expenses associated with your event.